The Lootgoblin Squad

Favorites:

• RL
  • Drink: Water
  • Lunch: Fury
  • Snack: Anger
  • Color: Yellow
• Pubg
  • Weapon: mp5
  • Map: Erangel
  • Grip: BigLongBlack

• Chicken Dinner Memory
  • „Ich war im Blutrausch – da sind grade so viele Leute gestorben!“
• Someone misses a grenade by mistake and kills / flashes you – who was it?
  • Impossible, Grans do not exist in the backpack of my mates
• Why did you join the Lootgoblins?
  • Had no other choice
• What do you think of garden gnomes?
  • Hüpfen hier und dort und überall, sie sind für dich da wenn du sie brauchst, das sind die garden gnomes.
• You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
  • Go to war (Fußgängerzone)!
• If you were a brand, what would your slogan be?
  • Mädder Leude!
• What would your perfect murder weapon be and why?
  • Drop a garden gnome from 200m (Drone)

Favorites

• RL
  • Drink: Bierra
  • Lunch: Schmorrbraten, Gegumm
  • Snack: Black Tofu
  • Color: Green
• Pubg
  • Weapon: Scar-L
  • Map: Erangel
  • Grip: Vice

• Chicken Dinner Memory
  • 404
• Someone misses a grenade by mistake and kills / flashes you – who was it?
  • me, myself and I
• Why did you join the Lootgoblins?
  • I was born as a Goblin
• What do you think of garden gnomes?
  • Everybody has a right to live.
    Gnomes NOT.
• You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
  • WTF – riding it all day – of course! I’m Alexander the GREAT – I crossed the Alpes with HANNIBALS Elephants!
• If you were a brand, what would your slogan be?
  • Uuuund – REIN!
• What would your perfect murder weapon be and why?
  • Sonneneruptionskanone – durch die MEGA elektromagnetische Welle werden alle Server der Welt abgeschaltet, das Internet ist tot. Alle Insta-Hu*en auch. Ciao!

Favorites:

• RL
  • Drink: Mio Mate Banane
  • Lunch: Totfu Curry
  • Snack: Paprika Nüsschen / Datteln
  • Color: Black
• Pubg
  • Weapon: MP5 / Mini
  • Map: Vikendi
  • Grip: Vert

• Chicken Dinner Memory
  • Granade-Redzone (for the Enemy) on Miramar
    
• Someone misses a grenade by mistake and kills / flashes you – who was it?
  • Hugo Bugo or myself
• Why did you join the Lootgoblins?
  • Love, Loot, Lesbians
• What do you think of garden gnomes?
  • Not green enough
• You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
  • integrate into the family & feed and hug
• If you were a brand, what would your slogan be?
  • Dispo Zwegat -> within statistical probability I hit
• What would your perfect murder weapon be and why?
  • ganz scharfe Tortellini!

Favorites:

• RL
  • Drink: Moscow Mule
  • Lunch: Pizza (spinach & feta)
  • Snack: You! :-* ;-) (and Chips)
  • Color: Blue & Black
• Pubg
  • Weapon: M4A1 / Mini
  • Map: Erangel
  • Grip: Vertical

• Chicken Dinner Memory
  • Not the first one, but the first one that counted: Playing Duos with mattrrrrr with the last circle on Military Island. I’m not sure if mattrrrrr got knocked or just was low. I flanked and killed either the last or both players and instant screamed and smashed the table. After beeing in the carring backback of mattrrrrr for quite some time i felt that i contributed something :D
• Someone misses a grenade by mistake and kills / flashes you – who was it?
  • Me or Cherno, mattrrrrr does not miss and Hugo Bugo does it intentionally ;)
• Why did you join the Lootgoblins?
  • After years with the „german trouble shooters“ and „Carnival of Carnage“ the Lootgoblin management made me a offer I could not refuse…
• What do you think of garden gnomes?
  • Poor lower class Goblins.
• You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant?
  • Bring it to every meeting. In german is a nice word: „Meinungsverstärker“, thats what it would be.
• If you were a brand, what would your slogan be?
  • SMASH – SMASH IT – JUST F*CKING SMASH IT
• What would your perfect murder weapon be and why?

  • A particularly sharp piece of ice. Ice made of some random water which could be found everywhere. No fingerprints, no traces…